Go home, LinkedIn. You’re drunk.
You just recommended I apply for a forklift operator position in Nebraska.
Respectfully: I make video and brand strategy in my sweats.
If you’re job hunting right now, I see you.
It’s not very cool out there.
Half the listings are fake.
The other half want 10 years of experience in a tool that’s only existed for two.
So here comes the reminder (shut up, dad):
Close the tabs.
Step away from the boards.
Go outside. Touch some grass. Eat some grass?
Your worth is not tied to the refresh button.
We’ll try again Monday.
I’ll see you back here on Monday.
